Rolling in his grave, if he had one

So one thing that is there, around the house, is a little plastic action figure of Jesus.

"Who dat?" she asked at one point. To which we replied: "Jesus."

"Oh Jebus!" she said, "I love Jebus!"

We tried to get her to say it again on camera, but she wouldn't.

Another thing that is there, around the house, is the top half of a rubber Hulu Girl squeaky toy that used to be a novelty bike bell and which now is, or should be, trash.

She knows that this is Hula Girl, because she once asked "Who dat?" and we replied: "Hulu Girl."

But Jebus and Hulu Girl haven't been around much lately, having been packed away (or hastily shoved in a handy box) in preparation for the move.

Hula Girl surfaced recently. She floated to the top of a box of junk in which I was frantically rooting, trying to find something else. Sophie plucked her from the pile.

"Look!" she said. "Jebus!"