Weisheiten in der Wanne

In the tub tonight she held her plastic dinosaur by the tail and tapped it on the edge of the tub.

"Dis pooping now, dis poop like dis!"

"What?!" I said, "The dinosaur is pooping?"

"Yes, dis dinosaur poop like dis on her tail. Dat's how she poop!"

"She poops while balancing on her tail?"

"Yes. Dat how dinosaurs do dat."

"Wow, I didn't know that."

"You no know dat how dinosaurs do dat?!"

She grinned, turned her head, and looked at me sideways, in an aspect of wry amusement, as if to say, oh Daddy, how silly you are at times.